Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house,
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
The stockings were hung, by the chimney with 3M Venture tape,
In hopes that St. Nick would be there, in bell shape.
This would be our first Christmas, in our brand new home,
Our roof was insulated, with only the best spray foam.
The APi Distribution team was a really big help,
They were easy to find, I found them on yelp!
The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of Buckaroos danced in their heads.
And mama wearing ear plugs, and I with my Doo Rag,
Had just settled down, in our new holiday swag.
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter.
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
“Now 3M! Now JM! Now, SWD and OC!
On Carboline! On, Roxul! On, Speedline and CertainTeed!
To the top of the porch! To the top of the wall!
Now dash away! Dash away! Dash away all!
I waited like last year to hear sounds from the roof,
The prancing and pawing from each little hoof.
But with walls fully insulated from roof to ground,
Our SelectSound Acoustic Boards eliminate all sound.
He spoke not a word, but went straight to work,
Filled all the stockings, and turned with a jerk.
He was dressed in Hi-Viz, and steel toe boots,
His safety glasses and hard hat, all matched his red suit.
With a bundle of gloves he had flung on his back,
He remembered they were bundled 12 pairs per pack.
And laying his finger aside of his nose,
And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose!
Luckily our chimney is safe and resilient,
For its sealed with a single component of Fire Barrier Sealant.
He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they flew like the down of a thistle.
But I heard him exclaim, ‘ere he drove out of sight.
From APi Distribution: “Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!”